'Honey'

'Hmmm?'

'Help me'

'What's the problem?'

'This stupid computer won't open. I've tried pressing this fucking start button like.. thousand times! Is it broken?'

'That's unlikely. We've just bought this computer for two weeks right?'

'If you don't believe me, try to turn it on yourself.'
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'Baby.'

'Yes?'

'Which button did you press to open.'

'There, the second button from the left, last row.'

'I know you're a low-tech guy, but I never know that you're this slow.'

'What?'

'I won't tell'

'Please?'

'The start button is not used for turn the computer on, that's all I can say to you.'

(credit for cover picture: here)