let me tell you my tragic story
oh but you'd rather it be funny?
how could I even laugh when
I have not a single cent
let me tell you about my life
oh you're busy spoiling your wife?
sorry to be a bother
I shall leave now with my ill mother
let me tell you how your plans don't work
oh you want to talk about your perks?
your sympathy needs not be shared
what I really need is proper welfare
let me tell you a comedy
oh and now you seem happy?
so glad to be of service
you can laugh whenever you see fit
the biggest joke is
let me tell you my final wish
if you can't work, it's time to quit
rotten to the core and you smell
I truly hope you burn in hell